|Driving Through the Dark Ages.|
|Fighting with a broadsword is much like fighting with a club.
You get used to sleeping on straw.
Capitalism killed the aristocracy.
|The flashiest jouster in the Middle Ages was a cross-dresser in armor.
The hero of the bloodiest epic of the Middle Ages was a heroine.
|They look like you and me.
They act and speak like you and me.
But they're different.
|The founding fathers of Germany are a Barbarian and an Indian.
They eat pineapple, ham and cheese and a cherry on toast.
|66 Questions About Germany.|
|How do you seduce a Turkish woman?
Who was smarter, Shakespeare or Goethe?
Do Indians love Germans as much as Germans love Indians?
|Would Hitler have won World War II with the help of the Jews?
Are there funny Germans?
Why do Germans understand Yiddish?
|A Town Called Hole.|
|A penniless American trying to defraud an entire town.
A suicidal cow impregnator.
A town mayor has the best sex of his life.
|A fat biker freezes at all the wrong moments.
A true theatrical genius loses his nose.
There really is gold buried here somewhere.
|The Art of Bitching.|
|Bitching at home.
Griping in politics.
|Lamenting in literature.
Belly-aching in bed.
Dissing in dialect.
|Forbetter Your English.|
|I have butterflies in my stomach.
I understand only train station.
I have the ass open.
|I believe an elk is kissing me.
It dropped into my head.
To me all is equal.
|Why did Annie Edson Taylor go over the Niagara in a barrel?
Wasn't Nat Love just the greatest black cowboy ever?
|Why did Johannes Kelpius have to wait for the end of the world in the wilderness?
What was John R. Brinkley's success rate curing impotence by transplanting goat testicles?
|The Frightened Superpower.|
|By the middle of this century there will be at least three superpowers on earth; one of them will be Europe, and the Germans will be in charge.||The time has come for them to stop belly-aching and pretending they are helpless victims of history and accept the responsibility the world has thrust upon them.|
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